Thursday, September 08, 2005

A good way to end the night

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and downthe aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she canhelp him. He answers that he is looking for a box oftampons for his wife. She directs him down the correctaisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter.She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking forsome tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this,yesterday,I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.So, I figure if I have to roll my own........... so does she.

1 comment:

Jen said...

Oooh, bad!