It is so cold and I wish that I was a bear so I could
1) already be deep in hibernation or
2) just settling down for a long winter's nap
3) own a fur coat without all the hoopla about animal rights and all
4) not have one iota of an idea about Christmas and presents and wrapping paper
5) have a friend named BooBoo
6) have even a little tiny chance of being able to bite a hunter in the ass
7) never have to pay for a Yellowstone Park entrance pass again
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Oh, can't you bite a hunter on the ass? What about the hunter you share a bed with?
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