Mom, I got you this flower because it has a buttcheek imprint on it. I thought you would like it.
"Chase, as your mother I will take away your clothes if you do not hang up your church clothes. These are clothes that you only wear for 3 hours a week and can quite possibly wear one more week without me having to iron them if you hang them up."
"Okay mom. Come see. I did hang them up."
Do you think the congregation will notice the little pucker from the hanger in the nipple area on his shirt next week?
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